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Frankenstein Shockingly Clean Bar Soap

Admin — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:46:43 +0000

Ok, so most of you know me as that green guy with a dodgy haircut and a couple of bolts in my neck. I’m sure you may have even dressed up as me for Halloween. No, I’m not talking about Kermit that green little frog. It’s me…Frankenstein! Technically that was not even my original name, but people began calling me that because I was the star of a movie with the same name. I often ask myself why I couldn’t have been in a movie with a nice, normal name…like Troy or Cool Hand Luke.

What people don’t realize is that I’m actually pretty sensitive. I’m rather shy at parties, I enjoy cooking in my spare time, and the only reason I had that indistinguishable grunt when you first met me was because my mouth was completely numb from getting 2 cavities filled right before filming. Believe it or not, behind this tough exterior is a some dry, sensitive skin. That is why I need a soap that keeps me not only clean, but free of irritation as well.

Introducing my new line, Shockingly Clean. My skin is deeply cleaned and soft to the touch thanks to this organic blend of moisturizing oils, peppermint, and wheat grass. One bar lasts quite a well I might add.

People with poor hygiene gross me out, so don’t be one of those people. Give your skin a gentle boost while maintaining a fresh scent. Try Shockingly Clean, it works!

Also, if you ever get a chance to star in a movie, choose one with a decent title. Take my word on that as well.

-Frankenstein

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A Bloody Mess Vampire Soap:

Admin — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 18:33:04 +0000

I’ll tell you what, working the night shift is horrible! While the rest of you get to catch up on your beauty sleep, I’m out fumbling around in the dark trying to find my next bloody meal. Don’t look so startled…it’s just as an expression we use here in England. If having a bunch of horribly acted teen flicks about you isn’t bad enough, try having to turn down camping every weekend with your family because you don’t trust anyone with a tent stake in their hands. Though the stresses of life can cause any vampire to want to trade their fangs in for some dentures and a nice spot at the beach, there is always one treasure I enjoy coming home to…my bar of A Bloody Mess Vampire Soap.

The revitalizing blood orange smell awakes my senses and reminds me that I am half alive. After a days work out in the forest, it is nice to wash the blood off my hands. I just slip into the bath, grab a nice book, and enjoy the citrus scents from the soap. On days when I want to be extra clean, I add some rose scented bath salts. These bath salts turn my water a nice pink color for A Bloody Bath. Hey, a girls got to relax sometimes! I especially like to bathe in the products from Bath From The Dead when I’m going out on a special date with Vince. I know he likes the smell of blood, but blood and orange…a man can’t resist!Pick up a bar of A Bloody Mess Vampire Soap today.- Lady Vamp Vanessa

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How’l at the Moon

Admin — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 18:27:30 +0000

Have you ever had those days where you just raise your paws and ask, “How’l was I supposed to know?” It’s such a dog eat dog world out there we often forget to take a break from the pack, turn off our moon gauges, and just relax. Trust me, I enjoy a good jaunt through the woods as much as the next Canidae, but sometimes a wolf has got to do what a wolf has got to do. Around this time of year, I’m ready to cash in some vacation time, grab the old fishing poles, and make my way somewhere nice. I really like Nova Scotia, but everyone there always mistakes me for coyote since I’ve grown out my beard, and that is just plain rude. Sometimes I think it was better in my days of yore. Terrifying humans and outdoor karaoke was all I had to worry about then.

Bath From The Dead‘s new How‘l at the Moon soap reminds me of those days. It’s Citrus scent is exciting, like the moment right before you introduce yourself to some unsuspecting campers. The soap’s smooth, crisp feeling is thanks to a mischievously good blend of oils including orange, tangerine, and rose hips. It is really something you can sink your canines into! Having a 4 ounce bar of this in your bath tub will have anyone howling with excitement...even you humans.

But word to the wise, just stop trying to imitate us wolves. You’re lousy at it and it makes us feel like we are constantly surrounded by people watching reruns of Home Improvement.

- Walter The Wolf

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Novelty Soap That is, Well, Novel

Admin — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:42:45 +0000

Ah, the holidays. I feel all tingly when I think of opening my eyes early on Christmas morn – there is always a stocking, loving laid at the foot of my bed, and this year I am so hoping that it will be from Zombie Claus. Who is Zombie Claus you ask? Zombie Claus is the jolly old man who provides gifts to the person who has a place in their heart for the undead zombies.

Last year, I found three individually wrapped bars of soap in my stocking. Humming Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, I happily unwrapped a bar of Zombie Bath Soap one and really lathered up during my Christmas morning shower. I dressed and walked downstairs. My grandmother hugged me, and then sniffed me and asked if I had been running through a forest of trees. And later my mom asked if I’d spilled rosemary on myself when I was making the prime rib. Everyone laughed and my face turned the precise shade of red that Santa wears.

So, Zombie Claus, I am grateful for the soap but not for smelling like a cookie. As I reached into my Zombie Claus Stocking I found there were more treats to help me smell a little better. One item included Zombie Bath Salts. Now I know I will keep this item handy for when I have a long day at work and want to soak away my troubles in the tub. Maybe it will take me to zombie-land and off to bed.

Zombie Claus was also kind to my naughty sister Freda. She got a girl zombie soap called Fresh From the Grave. She thought her gift was appropriate since she sometimes doesn’t smell fresh and clean. She spends her days playing ice hockey in the winter. Sometimes I think my sister is a zombie because when I try to talk to her she doesn’t respond and I sometimes hear her at night moaning “brrraaaaiiiinnnnssss.”

So I write this letter to Zombie Claus this year:

Dear Mr. Zombie Claus,

I have not killed any zombies this year! I did participate in the ZombieWalk to help raise awareness of the undead. I still think Freda might be a zombie. Her last boyfriend was weird and had a green look to him. It would be great if you could give me another zombie gift stocking. This time maybe it could be filled with unique zombie candy!

I know you are busy and stuff, helping out zombies.

Merry Bloody Christmas,

Sam

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ZOMBIE BATH SALTS – IN THE NEWS AGAIN Bath From the Dead’s New Product

Admin — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:49:42 +0000

June 19, 2012 Carlsbad, CA
Bath From The Dead announces the birth of their new product, zombie bath salts. Fresh out of Carlsbad, CA these bath salts will provide every zombie with ultimate relaxation. If you still are hesitant of bath salts, listen to a personal testimony from Zombie Zan.

“Let’s face it; being a zombie isn’t easy these days. If you think your Mondays are tough, try finding the strength to roll out of bed and roam around town looking for some tasty brains to eat. A combination of rotting flesh, bad breath, and the lack of a good human brain leaves me feeling like I should have stuck to my day job and not trusted the cute blond that had that crazy look in her eyes who infected me. My only redemption comes from the hour I spend in my bathtub each evening. I dim the lights, put on the some smooth jazz, and fill the tub with Coriander Lime Zombie Bath Salts.

The stimulating herbal and citrusy aroma of this salt leaves me feeling rejuvenated, focused, and ready to embrace the day ahead. Made from an essential blend of oils and other natural ingredients, I know my skin is being rehydrated and nourished for another day of terrorizing cities and feasting on corporate executives. Being that the salt is a lime green, finely cut grain, I never have to worry about my tub becoming clogged or backed up. I especially love this because my landlord can be a real pain to deal with.

From its label designed by creative powerhouse Stellar Graphics (http://www.facebook.com/stellargraphicsFL) in Florida (the new “it” spot for any vacationing zombie) to its convenient, easy-to-store packaging, Coriander Lime Zombie Bath Salts are a must for anyone looking to take their bathing experience to the next level. Heck, some days I don’t even want to get out of the tub. But then I remember even the half-dead need a healthy meal. I sure can’t wait to see what Bath From The Dead comes up with next.” -Zombie Zane

Bath From The Dead is sensitive to the cleanliness of creatures of the undead. This bath salt is just one of many products that are being tested on other mythical creatures. Who knows if a unicorn will pop out of your tub with a fresh, floral scent. We are not governed by the local authorities as to testing on non-humans. However, we do hold the highest of standards not to harm the undead or creatures that may not have scientific proof of existing.
Contact: info@bathfromthedead

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